I was in Wal-Mart and I saw this really hot goth guy with dark brown eyes and white hair. So, I walked up to him. This is how our convo went:
Me: Hello, good sir. I have a question to ask you.
Goth Guy: Um… Ok, kid, go ahead.
Me: Are you or are you not…. *paused for dramatic effect* Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern?
Goth Guy (and this made me grin when he said it): Does it look like I want to burn down the world?
I have found my soul-mate.