“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
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If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
Imagine if ur balls just popped??
How about we don’t imagine that
when someone says their eyes change colour
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- go on walks while holding hands
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog
Just a note: It’s not Office Depot that’s saying this. It’s the nonprofit Florida Family Association sending this message to Office Depot.
“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.
Because you are a baboon! And I am not.
This is fantastic. Its like Doctor Phil but.. a baboon.
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU