inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

jacesidentitycrisis:

Infernal Devices - Mortal Instruments Parallels: Lightwoods Breaking News

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

cokeflow:

yunghomo:

Imagine if ur balls just popped??

How about we don’t imagine that

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

chris-swagmethefuckout:

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

😏😘

condorn:

drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

wartortles:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

liketotryit:

Just a note: It’s not Office Depot that’s saying this. It’s the nonprofit Florida Family Association sending this message to Office Depot.

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

shayylor:

hannibal-and-dory:

starkstower:

#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a derranged monkey

Because you are a baboon! And I am not.

This is fantastic. Its like Doctor Phil but.. a baboon.

kanayastuck:

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU